Moisture-proof sex blankets

Watch out, all you Italian leather sofas and dry-clean only duvets. These supremely plush throws are specially lined to slurp up love juices, lubes, lotions and all the leftovers of sexual play. One side is an extraordinarily soft surface, the other is silky satin, making it a reversible, versatile, skin-titilating sex-scape. An inner moisture barrier ensures your bedding stays spotless. Toss it on top of sheets, sofas and fancy home furnishings that you want to shield from your throes of passion. Machine washable. Available in Microfiber. (4 X 5 ft.)